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Zillakiller on Big Brother 2010 The End!

Zillakiller — 2010-08-24T12:52:18Z

LAST DAY

Mario just said ‘game dynamics, gameplay, character development.'

Mario's hands are numbering his fingers

Mario's lips are making fs.

There is a shape Mario and Andrew are making we can observe from at least 2 angles.

They have changed this shape.

Mario and Andrew are speaking in a throat croak.

Andrew listens to Mario and watches Mario's hands numbering his fingers.

Andrew's nails are painted.

Josie just asked a question about eviction outfits.

Josie poked an ear bud in her ear and looked at it and turned it round and licked the other end and put the other end in her ear.

Dave asked J.J. a question about rosary beads.

Dave said ‘white Ben Sherman shirt', this was not muted by birdsong or the sound of an aeroplane.

Mario strokes Andrew's T-shirt with his thumb.

Freederm. Spotcare for spot free skin.

Zillakiller on Big Brother 2010 Days 57-70

Zillakiller — 2010-08-16T13:03:38Z

J said J would not say, any other thought, but the other thought she thought. You heard, except she said be. Locked in a TV studio you can only be, not watch TV. The bright lighting says, what is watching but there is anyway night vision. This advert is for a car and is v long and they say it is inspired by (an endorsement deal). You can win (an endorsement deal) and (a photoshoot) you can win. Easy money is money, they said. I said ‘I would not leave the WC. Sometimes I needed to tweet, I said. Sometimes I wanted to blog, I made a speech. Sometimes I needed water, drank from the bowl. At the end of the day I will cease and I will desist. At the end of however long, we go without, we go to VT'

Zillakiller on Big Brother 2010 Days 43-56

Zillakiller — 2010-08-04T11:40:51Z

OR you do not bite your tongue you do unbite your tongue you do release your teeth seemingly you do return your tongue seemingly your tongue do rest. You do reverse the signal. You do examine the impulse. You do use your eyes. You do use your ears. You do breathe. You do breathe in substances and hear in silences and see in shades. You do let all this happen. All this do happen without you. You do smile sometimes. You do smile at any behaviour without seeming a loon. You do smile at any happen happen you do not seem alone. You do not say. You do listen. You do take a lot of crap. You do switch off. You do let your mind run itself down in the camera bay

Zillakiller on Big Brother 2010 Days 29-42

Zillakiller — 2010-07-25T04:51:26Z

DAY 29 TO DAY 42

a slapped arse e.g.

a headless chicken e.g.

an ostrich e.g.

The Industrial Revolution

Reality Television

Technological Singularity

Nothing in here is real so why would I risk putting myself

‘on the sofa'

directly I entered the house

directly I made my entrance:

no movement

no response

no entertainment

no expression

no opinion

no position.

When the time comes

I will not go.

When the time comes to go

I will go here ‘on the sofa'

When the time comes to go

I will go here and be carried wet

Big Brother values you as a housemate

as Big Brother values all housemates.

Zillakiller on Big Brother 2010 Days 15-28

Zillakiller — 2010-07-20T11:42:40Z

DAY 15 TO DAY 28

A FAERY TALE WITH TALKING FURNITURE!

A FAERY TALE WITH WHISPERING WOOD!

A FAERY TALE WITH CAPTURE AND INTRIGUE!

they use PUPPETS in therapy don't they

please do not repeat the same phrase nine times

it is offensive to the

posing say pausing

we should make contact with these people who believe in aliens or angels

IRRATIONAL! AN IRRATIONAL SYLLABLE! AN IRRATIONAL FOOT!

REMORSE! THE BITING DISTRESS THAT EMERGES FROM GUILT!

just a man sidekick is not just a man is not just a woman sidekick is not just a woman is not just a gay sidekick is not just a gay is not just a lesbian sidekick is not just a lesbian (just what you said)

Zillakiller on Big Brother 2010 Days 2-14

Zillakiller — 2010-07-20T11:41:07Z

DAY TWO TO DAY 14

THINGS ARE REALLY

Everyone who watches can help it.
Everyone who watches can help everything they do
Everyone who watches is o

O WHATCHA MEAN HALF A WIG

this is a life dream and it makes me angry

I overheard (someone on the bus) love her friend
but not who he is
not really.

What do you mean he is how do you know. What do they say (they say, they say) about jokes and how they sound. Funny how I don't know to feed your opinion.

They are for:

bailing out
or not bailing out
and bailing out on
or not bailing out on

Perhaps inside her face she is a little girl face.
There is a mental condition where you can't hide.

written off
by
the world and her wife

what

a breath of fresh air
a new leaf
a new page
a new lease of life

Zillakiller on Big Brother 2010

Zillakiller — 2010-07-18T02:23:38Z

Here begins Zk's mapping of the final series of Big Brother UK:

DAY ONE

DAY ONE IN THE BIG BROTHER HOUSE the creative director saying there would be EIGHTY of them. I think he said EIGHTY. All day I run through the practicalities and possibilities of this variation in format. Can Endemol guarantee our trust? Do they really have the resources?

THE FIRST RITUAL OF BIG BROTHER, as with any suburban do, is a tour of the house. Minor format changes are now inbuilt in the format.

There follows FOURTEEN APPEARANCES:

Josie is from Bristol.

Stephen has no legs and an eye is discoloured. He is MORE OF WHAT YOU CAN DO RATHER THAN WHAT YOU CAN'T he says and WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GET and JUST A NORMAL DAD

Ben is booed for being posh and/or effeminate

BEYONCE is not her she is BOO YON SAY she is Rachael

Nathan has EYEBROWS.

Endemol is a file of assets.

Dave is DRUNK ON GOD so let us LAUGH

Caoimhe rhymes with DIVA

Govan / GIGGLER / GRANDMA! / GOES straight to the toilet

Shabby says POONTANG and HIGH ART (is a film with ALLY SHEEDY)

Ife says she GAVE ME TO A WHITE FAMILY WHO SHE KNOWS and WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN

John James says I CHANGED MY NAME TO ACHILLES and LIKE LOOK LIKE LOKE

You normally avoid these people.

Sunshine WOKE UP ONE DAY AND DECIDED she is SMART

Corin: DON'T BE A BITCH TO ME AND I WON'T BE A BITCH TO YOU

Mario is made a MOLE a typical Libra he reveals later in the live feed

There is of course no story.
How to watch it.

No development. All there is so far in BIG BROTHER is:

BUG/BOG/BEG/BIG Brother/Brüder/Brederen/Bedroom/Boredom